sarahdotcalm

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20 yr/o Canadian student who hates peas and will reblog your selfies. Self blog.


trelkez:

thewinterotter:

the1001cranes:

ladyofthelog:

#why

even I can admit when we’ve gone too far 

…I’d still eat them though.

I’m not gonna lie, I’d pile pumpkin spice hummus on a pumpkin cranberry tortilla chip just to see what it was like. I feel like I’d hit a pinnacle of autumn ridiculousness at that point, though, so I’d want to prepare adequately: put on an oversized sweater and five scarves, go out and run around in freshly fallen leaves while double fisting a pumpkin spice latte and a caramel apple cider, come back in and light a few apple pumpkin candles and also a cozy fire, carve ten pumpkins, bathe in pumpkin soup, put on eight pairs of knit socks, and then — THEN — I’d be ready. 

trelkez:

thewinterotter:

the1001cranes:

ladyofthelog:

#why

even I can admit when we’ve gone too far 

…I’d still eat them though.

I’m not gonna lie, I’d pile pumpkin spice hummus on a pumpkin cranberry tortilla chip just to see what it was like. I feel like I’d hit a pinnacle of autumn ridiculousness at that point, though, so I’d want to prepare adequately: put on an oversized sweater and five scarves, go out and run around in freshly fallen leaves while double fisting a pumpkin spice latte and a caramel apple cider, come back in and light a few apple pumpkin candles and also a cozy fire, carve ten pumpkins, bathe in pumpkin soup, put on eight pairs of knit socks, and then — THEN — I’d be ready. 

(via thebeatlesqueenisbythepolice)

— 3 hours ago with 65 notes
Socialism:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism:You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation:You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation:You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation:You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation:You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture:'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism:You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist:You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism:You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation:You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation:You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia:You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA:You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat:You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Old Spice:You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation:You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Night Vale:You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Cows:The shit you go through.
This post:Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
— 4 hours ago with 682792 notes

naughtyirishgirl:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

I almost peed myself

(Source: videohall, via lovelylokiloxx)

— 4 hours ago with 923492 notes
kristenwiigdaily:

s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

kristenwiigdaily:

s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

(Source: chromesthetic, via lovelylokiloxx)

— 4 hours ago with 141512 notes
"If I was bound for hell let it be hell. No more false heavens. No more damned magic. You hate me and I hate you. We’ll see who hates best."
The Wide Sargasso Sea, Jean Rhys (via kassapti)

(Source: abattoirette, via treatntrickblade)

— 4 hours ago with 5169 notes

swirlyink:

terapsina:

Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.

"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."

"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"

"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."

"HULK. HUNGRY."

And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.

(Source: imaginaryfriendsarecool, via marvelouslysupernatural)

— 4 hours ago with 45406 notes